I’m so confused…
Was totally on board and..
The freaky mind control..
And even freakier sex…
Black out babies..
And Alexander Skarsgards little brother
Then ..then like everyone lost their shit and half the cast got offed…
I need a Valium…
Just watched the new dark comedy ‘The Family’ and it took me a while to get to it because I read some bad reviews. Well let me tell you, the bad reviews are bullshit. The worst thing this movie does is risk being predictable (like most mob comedies…what isn’t a little predictable nowadays anyway?*shrugg*). This movie however makes up with that with a cast of talented new and familiar actors and hilarious character roles. NONE of the main actors disappoint.
And OMG do they all bring something something special to the movie. Can I just say that WATCHING DIANA AGRON BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT KID WITH A TENNIS RACKET WAS THE HOTTEST, FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN..FOREVER. Not to mention Michelle Pheiffer CASUALLY blowing up a mini mart with propane tank and lighter fluid. I just about died when she said “keep the change” lol
In the midst of all the chaos, I loved that by the end of the movie you CARED about what happened to everyone. And although I’ve seen old Bobby and Michelle in tons of films since I was a kid. I actually believe them in these roles, the acting was great and they actually FELT like a family to the audience.
Hmmm let’s see,
I was born on Christmas Eve.
I’m 26 (everyone always pegs me for much younger)
I’m have type two bipolar disorder (only maybe 5 people know that about me)
I carry a journal (it’s binded so it’s often mistaken for a small hardcover book)
I’m terrified of commitment.